Double Cup Cargo Shorts, spec sheet and all
Only one product sits in the denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup at present, and that product is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The fabric is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, and the rise is mid. The shade is set by a garment dye, applied through what the brand calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading, so two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical. Construction details are specific: double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button alocs graphic shorts fly, and a custom leather patch. The name nods straight to the brand’s own cup motif, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. Four colorways appear, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red, with the size run going by waist rather than by letter. As of September 2026, the brand’s own store has it at about $150, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.
Everything else on the shorts rail
A much wider shorts offering holds that single denim style, and it is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. The main tier sits at about $150 and includes the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, which run as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Beside them sit the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. That price tier is rounded off by the Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts, and the sweat short pairs obviously with the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Below that, the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. A Mystery Shorts item also sits there at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Each of these figures were taken from what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.
Beyond the shorts: denim and workwear
If denim is the reason you are here, the shorts are not the end of it, they are just the only denim short. Across Black, Blue and Tan the ALOCS Denim Jacket runs at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. The same waist-based sizing logic runs through those carpenter pants, which are the closest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short. Alongside the denim runs a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend gives the game away, workwear and denim being different propositions here: one is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other is raw weight in cotton. Constant across all of it are the construction signals, with the signature yellow woven label turning up garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Product copy goes on to say that the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, a real cost input at these prices.
The lineup at a glance
Nothing beyond what the brand publishes goes into the table below. No fabric weight or flat measurement on the product page means the cell says so rather than guessing at a number. Prices are the brand’s own store figures as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Per product is how the fit notes run, because this label publishes them per product and they are not uniform across the catalogue. A full published measurement table exists for the denim short alone, and that is why it carries the most detail. Use it as a shortlist and then open the individual listing for the style you want before choosing a size.
| Item | Price | Published measurements or fabric | Fit guidance |
|---|---|---|---|
| Double Cup Cargo Shorts | about $150, listed from $300 | 14 oz denim; sizes S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ | True to size; one size up for oversized |
| Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts | about $150 each | Not separately stated | Read the product note |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts | around $150 | Not separately listed | Check the note on that product |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts | about $150 | Not separately published by the brand | Check the note on that product |
| ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts | about $150 | Not separately stated | Check the note on the product page |
| Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts | roughly $150 as listed | Not published separately | Read the product note |
| Classic Sweat Shorts | around $150 | Not published separately | Check the note on that product |
| Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts | around $100 | Not separately listed | Check the product note |
| Women’s Booty Shorts | roughly $60 as listed | Not separately stated | Published as true to size |
| ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan | about $300 each | Denim; weight not published separately | Sized by letter rather than waist |
| ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan | about $300 each | Denim; weight not published separately | Sized by waist, from 28 to 44 |
Sizing: read the waist, not the letter
At this label, denim and workwear are sold by waist measurement, running 28 to 44, which removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. There is a full flat table on the Double Cup Cargo Shorts: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Half an inch per size is how the inseam moves, so the short stays roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows rather than dropping toward the knee. It runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one, which is how explicit the fit guidance is on this style. Because that single step is the whole instruction, going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. The rest of the shorts rail mostly does not publish measurements, which means the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, which is worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.
What searchers are actually after
Traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives in large part typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand does not use it, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. Since the Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the only denim short in the catalogue, that is what searchers mean, and the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name itself follows the same pattern, getting typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. A lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all, and that is the practical reason it matters. The checks that work are the garment ones: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person has the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, while anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.